Al Yankovic Quotes, Years Quotes, Careers Quotes

The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

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It's hard to force creativity and humor.

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I love the way they run in fright when I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground, they make a pleasant crunchy sound.

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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world - even shows that haven't been on the air for a very long time, that's going to be harder to pull off.

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There's enough people that do unfunny music. I'll leave the serious stuff to Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline.

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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.

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Sometimes I get, "Have you ever thought about doing real music?" I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.

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In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me.

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Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit.

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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.

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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.

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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more. It's very much a "Weird Al" themed issue, so I'd like to think that there's a lot of "Weird Al" flavor throughout but I think it'd be generous really to call me an editor.

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I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

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I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me.

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In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, "Yes, of course they have, they've thought of it!"

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