Al Yankovic Quotes, Thinking Quotes, Editors Quotes

I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.

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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

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A lot of my cartoon voices are basically just variations on my natural voice.

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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.

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When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

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So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.

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Nows the time to go for all the gusto you can grab. You'll have plenty of time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab.

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It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.

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I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.

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So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

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I think my chances of ever making it into the Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli’s.

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In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.

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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!

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Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.

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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit.

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I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

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I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

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