Al Yankovic Quotes, Cutting Quotes, Guy Quotes

There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes.

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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.

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Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.

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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'

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I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

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I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.

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Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

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I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.

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I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit.

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I don't like to label myself. I know I'm very hard to pigeonhole.

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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.

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In fact, when I come up with an idea for a parody I try to resist the urge to Google the idea to see if someone has done it already because the answer is almost always, "Yes, of course they have, they've thought of it!"

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I've always enjoyed animation and voiceover work. That's something that I've been proactive about.

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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

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He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.

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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world - even shows that haven't been on the air for a very long time, that's going to be harder to pull off.

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I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

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