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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

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I'm always a little leery about doing shows where I'm not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes. After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.

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It's hard to force creativity and humor.

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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world - even shows that haven't been on the air for a very long time, that's going to be harder to pull off.

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I'm known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.

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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.

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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak. Then I try to come up with ideas for parodies. And 99% of those ideas are horrible.

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I like to think that I've gotten better at what I do. I spend more time and pay more attention to detail album after album. But pretty much it's stayed the same.

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That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.

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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.

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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.

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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

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He died a long painful death. However, you'll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.

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There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.

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So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

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