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You can play some schlock like New Kids On the Block.

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I'll be mellow when I'm dead.

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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

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When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

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I do original songs in the style of other artists, where I try to learn all their musical idiosyncrasies and try to do something that sounds like them and yet is a bit more sick and twisted.

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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more. It's very much a "Weird Al" themed issue, so I'd like to think that there's a lot of "Weird Al" flavor throughout but I think it'd be generous really to call me an editor.

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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars.

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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.

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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

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I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

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I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.

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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

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I don't watch anything on a regular basis - I tend to binge-watch things.

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When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.

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When I started out, I didn't feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere on the edge, but now I feel like I'm accepted in both, which is extremely gratifying.

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I'll bet every great thinker and leader we've got Could see all kinds of things other people could not! So then why get upset if somebody like me Tries to look at the world just a bit differently?

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I don't want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that's more my personal taste.

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