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Al Yankovic Quotes 150
- It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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- Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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- If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.
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- I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced.
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- I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.
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- You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.
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- My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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- In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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- I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it's very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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- It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I've ever done, so it's a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.
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- Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them my autograph has been permanently inscribed on their arm.
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- As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.
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- By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
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- Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.
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- It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.
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- I start with a comprehensive list of all the recent songs that have been big hits - and then I go down that list and see if I can come up with funny ideas for them. I can always come up with ideas, but not necessarily good ones!
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- You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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- Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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- I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'
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- You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.
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