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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.

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I was able to come up with a couple articles for the magazine, I was able to solicit help from a bunch of my friends to contribute pieces: Patton Oswalt, Seth Green, Emo Phillips, Chris Hardwick, John Hodgman, and more. It's very much a "Weird Al" themed issue, so I'd like to think that there's a lot of "Weird Al" flavor throughout but I think it'd be generous really to call me an editor.

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You still have Top 40 radio now, but it's 40 different stations. There aren't many hits that everybody knows, and there aren't many real superstars.

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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!

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In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me.

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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

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When I swore that you're getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.

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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.

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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

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When I go to my live shows it's often a multigenerational audience, a family bonding experience.

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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.

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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

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Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

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It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.

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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

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You don't need to be defined by your job.

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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'

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I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.

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