Al Yankovic Quotes, Funny Quotes, Thinking Quotes

People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

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Beans, beans, the magic legumes - the more you ingest, the more you consume.

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So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

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I'm always a little leery about doing shows where I'm not the headliner because when I first started playing in 1982 I opened for Missing Persons and got pelted for 45 minutes. After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.

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I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

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I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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I've always known that if I recorded an album, it would come out, and people would enjoy it! Whereas if I wrote a movie script, chances are better than even that I'd just be another guy in L.A. with a movie script in his drawer.

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It's hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don't have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.

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It's hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.

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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise.

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Ever since the day you left me, I've been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.

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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I've parodied over the years.

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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that's not me.

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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'

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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.

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I'm an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation.

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My personal taste doesn't enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.

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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

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