Al Yankovic Quotes, Art Quotes, Media Quotes

I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.

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I decided that I wanted to be a voice on every animated cartoon in the history of the world - even shows that haven't been on the air for a very long time, that's going to be harder to pull off.

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I enjoy all kinds of music. But it is kind of strange when I do parodies, instead of setting up drums and guitar amps.

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You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill, now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will.

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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

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If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

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One of the hardest things I've had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.

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I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

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I can't say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career. Not only are they just great, nice guys; they're some of the best musicians you're likely to find. They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It's amazing.

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I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

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It's hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don't have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.

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It becomes more important to me as time goes on to make every album the best thing I've ever done, so it's a lot of self-imposed pressure that also kind of slows me down a bit.

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If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

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Not any specific one, but I was a huge fan of Frank Jacobs, I guess he wrote the plurality of the song parodies for MAD, Sam Hart, a few others, but that was also where I was first exposed to the art form of song parodies.

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A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.

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I'm very analytical, I'm very precise. I mean, I don't write for kids.

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There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea.

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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.

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As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me.

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