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Al Yankovic Quotes 150
- It doesn't take a military genius to see we'll all be crispy critters after World War III.
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- I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem that time that you made it with the whole hockey team.
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- I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.
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- Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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- Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.
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- I dated Siamese twins, I slept with Big Foot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue.
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- Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.
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- I'm a music fan, and I can listen to the radio, or music, without thinking, "How am I going to screw this up?" [Laughs] If I'm really actively trying to think of a parody, then I'll have my antenna out, and be a little more proactive about it.
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- It's hard to really articulate what the parameters are that make one song parody-able and another song not, but if I can come up with a good enough idea for it, I go for it, and if not, then I have to move on.
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- I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.'
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- Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.
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- You fake something until you're good at it.
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- I'd like to be able to be more topical and timely and more of-the-moment and I think the way to do that is, instead of waiting until I have twelve songs to release all at once, just to release them as I come up with them.
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- That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them. I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I'll catch up.
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- There aren't that many superstars around anymore.
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- In a genre where most of the artists are one-hit wonders, I've been able to hang around longer than most "serious" acts. I pride myself in being a very talented leech.
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- That's something the kids should know about. Reading is a gateway to witchcraft and lesbianism.
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- I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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- As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”
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- I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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