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Probably 90 percent of my albums have polka medleys.

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As a wise man once said, “April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.”

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Right now I'm listening to a lot of Top 40 music, because THAT'S MY JOB.

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As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun.

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I have a long-standing history of respecting artists' wishes.

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I've done a movie and a TV series, and someday I'd like to do a successful movie and a successful TV series. That would be nice.

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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.

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Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

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In the '80s, I was putting out an album virtually every year, I think mostly based on fear - that if I didn't, people would soon forget about me.

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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.

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I don't want to pooh-pooh modern pop. I appreciate that as well, but my personal favorite kind of music is guitar-based rock. I like grunge and garage bands and alternative music, but that's more my personal taste.

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Whenever I do a parody it's not meant to make you hate anybody's music really.

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Buy our album, were Nirvana, a garage band from Seattle. Well, it sure beats raising cattle.

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So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

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Velvet Elvis never puts on weight.

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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

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Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.

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I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.

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At this point I've got a bit of a track record. So people realize that when 'Weird Al' wants to go parody, it's not meant to make them look bad... it's meant to be a tribute.

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