Al Yankovic Quotes, Bottles Quotes, Records Quotes

Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.

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It was difficult to get into my friends' rock bands when I was a teenager. They somehow didn't see the need for an accordion player. That's when I realized that I had to find my own path in life.

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Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight. Oh, I'm praying that somebody tries to break in here tonight.

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You can try on our suede underwear if you choose. Do what you want, but don't step on my blue suede shoes.

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By the time I'm in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.

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I'm watching the charts every week and hoping something will pop into my head.

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I don't think there are any new media I'd like to cover.

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You fake something until you're good at it.

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I was abducted by some aliens from space who kind a looked like Jamie Farr.

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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

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He put Ben Gay inside my jock strap and filled my tooth paste tube up with glue.

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There's a lot of different ways that a song would be a challenge to parody. There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can't think of a clever enough idea. Some songs are too repetitive for me to be able to fashion a humorous set of lyrics around. Some songs flat-out just don't work creatively for me.

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Kind of wish I was dead. Maybe, I'll blow my brains out, mama, or maybe I'll go bowling.

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I cut my teeth playing rock songs on the accordion when I was a teenager and my friends always thought that was extremely amusing. I think that was the genesis of my polka medleys, because every rock song I played on the accordion just sounded like a polka and my friends thought it was funny. So that was a joke that I continue up to this very day.

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I can't get too offended when somebody parodies me.

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I'm obviously not a rapper, and I don't have any claims to be one, really.

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My own personal tastes don't really have an effect on whether song is a parody target or not. But having said that, I try to pick songs that I actually like because I realize that I have to live with these songs for a long time, from when I'm working on them in the studio to possibly playing them onstage for the rest of my life. So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.

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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

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I have very mixed feelings about it. On one hand, I’m concerned that the rampant downloading of my copyright-protected material over the Internet is severely eating into my album sales and having a decidedly adverse effect on my career. On the other hand, I can get all the Metallica songs I want for FREE! WOW!

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I write and write and write, and then I edit it down to the parts that I think are amusing, or that help the storyline, or I'll write a notebook full of ideas of anecdotes or story points, and then I'll try and arrange them in a way that they would tell a semi-cohesive story.

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