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Men are easily dealt with--but when you get the women started, you are in for it, you know.

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If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read and write, everyone would limp and stutter.

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The new political gospel: public office is private graft.

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We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.

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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.

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It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.

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Put no trust in the benefits to accrue from early rising, as set forth by the infatuated Franklin.

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I have never heard enough classical music to be able to enjoy it; & the simple truth is, I detest it. Not mildly, but will all my heart. To me an opera is the very climax & cap-stone of the absurd, the fantastic the unjustifiable. I hate the very name of opera - partly because of the nights of suffering I have endured in its presence, & partly because I want to love it and can't.

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My memory was never loaded with anything but blank cartridges.

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History has tried hard to teach us that we can't have good government under politicians. Now, to go and stick one at the very head of the government couldn't be wise.

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One of my theories is that the hearts of men are about alike, no matter what their skin color.

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In prayer we call ourselves 'worms of the dust', but it is only on a sort of tacit understanding that the remark shall not be taken at par.

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Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it.

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Tell the truth or trump-but get the trick.

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A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

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Adam was the author of sin, and I wish he had taken out an international copyright on it.

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The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect upon the manner of the telling;the comic and the witty story upon the matter.

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Mine was a trained Presbyterian conscience and knew but the one duty - to hunt and harry its slave upon all pretexts and on all occasions, particularly when there was no sense nor reason in it.

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Education is what you must acquire without any interference from your schooling.

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There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were willing to reveal it.

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