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Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead.

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The water is clearer than the air, and the air is the air that angels breathe.

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A man who chooses not to read is just as ignorant as a man who cannot read.

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When I want to read something nice, I sit down and write it myself.

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Custom is custom: it is built of brass, boiler-iron, granite; facts, reasonings, arguments have no more effect upon it than the idle winds have upon Gibraltar.

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The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

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Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.

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Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.

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His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.

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There is one notable thing about our Christianity: bad, bloody, merciless, money-grabbing and predatory as it is - in our country particularly, and in all other Christian countries in a somewhat modified degree - it is still a hundred times better than the Christianity of the Bible, with its prodigious crime- the invention of Hell.

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I wasn't worth a cent two years ago, and now I owe two million dollars.

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If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

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I can speak French but I cannot understand it.

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It is easier for a cannibal to enter the Kingdom of Heaven through the eye of a rich man's needle that it is for any other foreigner to read the terrible German script.

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Ethical man: A Christian holding four aces.

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No man has an appreciation so various that his judgment is good upon all varieties of literary work.

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Dates are hard to remember because they consist of figures; figures are monotonously unstriking in appearance, and they don't take hold, they form no pictures, and so they give the eye no chance to help. Pictures are the thing. Pictures can make dates stick.

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Temperate temperance is best; intemperate temperance injures the cause of temperance.

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It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.

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I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the #‎ telephone .

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