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The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race.

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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.

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Missionarying was a better thing in those days than it is in ours. All you had to do was to cure the head savage´s sick daughter by a miracle- a miracle like the miracle of Lourdes in our day, for instance- and immediately that head savage was your convert, and filled to the eyes with a new convert´s enthusiasm. You could sit down and make yourself easy now. He would take the ax and convert the rest of the nation himself.

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That optimist of yours is always ready to turn hell's backyard into a play-ground.

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A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose.

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Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. It will unriddle many riddles

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The low level which commercial morality has reached in America is deplorable. We have humble God fearing Christian men among us who will stoop to do things for a million dollars that they ought not to be willing to do for less than 2 millions.

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Comedy keeps the heart sweet.

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Monarchies, aristocracies, and religions....there was never a country where the majority of the people were in their secret hearts loyal to any of these institutions.

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Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat.

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You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns.

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We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it's efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read-

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All emotion is involuntary when genuine.

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The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.

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A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

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Writing is the easiest thing in the world.... Just try it sometime. I sit up with a pipe in my mouth and a board on my knees and I scribble away.

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The new political gospel: public office is private graft.

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There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.

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Most of the things I worried about in life never happened.

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To avoid lying, do nothing that needs covering.

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