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The average man don't like trouble and danger.

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If you invent two or three people and turn them loose in your manuscript, something is bound to happen to them -- you can't help it; and then it will take you the rest of the book to get them out of the natural consequences of that occurrence, and so first thing you know, there's your book all finished up and never cost you an idea.

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It is the will of God that we must have critics and missionaries and congressmen and humorists, and we must bear the burden

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Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for certain that just ain't true." Thinking that you know the future.

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Man is the only animal that deals in that atorcity of atrocities, War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren about him and goes forth in cold blood and calm pulse to exterminate his kind.

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I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's bad enough for me.

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My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

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It was the schoolboy who said, ""Faith is believing what you know ain't so.""

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One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge.

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It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.

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Do right and you will be conspicuous.

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If your only tool is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

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Politicians, old buildings, and prostitutes become respectable with age.

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I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me.

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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.

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I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

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There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry.

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Do good when you can, and charge when you think they will stand it.

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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

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