Mark Twain Quotes, Ink Quotes, Machines Quotes

The machine has several virtues... One may lean back in his chair and work it. It piles an awful stack of words on one page. It don't muss things or scatter ink blots around.

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Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.

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I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way.

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Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.

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Principles aren't of much account anyway, except at election time. After that you hang them up to let them season.

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I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop.

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It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have been better for us-oh infinitely better for us-if the serpent had been forbidden

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The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.

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Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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We chase phantoms half the days of our lives. It is well if we learn wisdom even then, and save the other half.

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There isn't a Parallel of Latitude but thinks it would have been the Equator if it had had its rights.

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What a man wants with religion in these breadless times, surpasses my comprehension.

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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

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Doesn't make any difference who we are or what we are, there's always somebody to look down on.

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Strip the human race, absolutely naked, and it would be a real democracy. But the introduction of even a rag of tiger skin, or a cowtail, could make a badge of distinction and be the beginning of a monarchy.

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I saw a startling sight today, a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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A myriad of men are born; they labor and sweat and struggle; ...they squabble and scold and fight; they scramble for little mean advantages over each other; age creeps upon them; infirmities follow; ...those they love are taken from them, and the joy of life is turned to aching grief. It comes at last--the only unpoisoned gift earth ever had for them--and they vanish from a world where they were of no consequence, ...a world which will lament them a day and forget them forever.

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What a lie it is to call this a free country, where none but the unworthy and undeserving may swear.

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Delicacy - a sad, sad false delicacy - robs literature of the two best things among its belongings: Family-circle narratives & obscene stories.

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