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All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.

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Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

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Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.

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If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loudly. Do not compound mispronunciation with inaudibility

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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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But it was ever thus, all through my life: whenever I have diverged from custom and principle and uttered a truth, the rule has been that the hearer hadn't strength of mind enough to believe it.

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I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever.

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Learning softeneth the heart and breedeth gentleness and charity.

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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

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The real yellow peril: Gold.

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You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

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The editor of a newspaper cannot be independent, but must work with one hand tied behind him by party and patrons, and be content to utter only half or two-thirds of his mind . writers of all kinds are manacled servants of the public. We write frankly and fearlessly, but then we "modify" before we print.

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Humor is tragedy plus time.

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God's noblest work. Man who found it out? Man.

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Often a quite assified remark becomes sanctified by use and petrified by custom; it is then a permanency, its term of activity a geologic period.

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Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.

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I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.

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I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.

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A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them.

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Children and fools always speak the truth

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