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There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares!

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Books are the liberated spirits of men.

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It is strange the way the ignorant and inexperienced so often and so undeservedly succeed when the informed and the experienced fail.

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I am not an economist. I am an honest man!

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Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Sometimes we are too close to the scene, to see clearly. We "know" ourselves so well that we cannot see how we are perceived by others. Our opinion of ourselves is only "one" opinion and it may not be the truth.

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Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink - under any circumstances.

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Everything human is pathetic

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The exercise of an extraordinary gift is the supremest pleasure in life.

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He charged nothing for his preaching and it was worth it too.

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God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.

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That is the way we are made: we don't reason, where we feel; we just feel.

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If the world ends, I'll just head on down to Kentucky because they're always 20 years behind.

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It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

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It takes a heap of sense to write good nonsense

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Make your mark in New York and you are a made man.

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It is better to support schools than jails.

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It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition. There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.

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When I take up one of Jane Austen's books ... I feel like a barkeep entering the kingdom of heaven. I know what his sensation would be and his private comments. He would not find the place to his taste, and he would probably say so.

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