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What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

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Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

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The secret of making progress is to get started.

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Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream.

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The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little.

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In God We Trust. I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true.

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Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.

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It's lovely to live on a raft. We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made or only just happened.

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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it, and the frog generally dies as a result.

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Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.

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All right, then, I'll go to hell.

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My interest in my work dies a sudden and violent death when the work is done.

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The lack of money is the root of all evil.

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Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.

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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that but the really great make you feel that you too can become great. When you are seeking to bring big plans to fruition it is important with whom you regularly associate. Hang out with friends who are like-minded and who are also designing purpose-filled lives. Similarly be that kind of a friend for your friends.

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The cayote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him, and even the fleas would desert him for a velocipede.

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We have an insanity plea that would have saved Cain.

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I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception.

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There isn't anything you can't stand if you are only born and bred to it.

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All I say is, kings is kings, and you got to make allowances. Take them all around, they're a mighty ornery lot. It's the way they're raised.

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