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  • We all belong to the nasty stinking little human race, & of course it is not nice for God's beloved vermin to scoff at each other... Oh, we are a nasty little lot-& to think there are people who would like to save us & continue us. It won't happen if I have any influence.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Nice Quotes , Thinking Quotes
  • If your mother tells you to do a thing, it is wrong to reply that you won't. It is better and more becoming to intimate that you will do as she bids you, and then afterwards act quietly in the matter according to the dictates of your better judgment.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Mother Quotes , Matter Quotes
  • There are no witches. The witch text remains; only the practice has changed. Hell fire is gone, but the text remains. Infant damnation is gone, but the text remains. More than two hundred death penalties are gone from the law books, but the texts that authorized them remain.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Book Quotes , Fire Quotes
  • I felt it was my duty to praise all of God's works with fervent enthusiasm. At the same time I killed flies in my house in a spirit of hatred, exasperation and contempt. My praise to God for all his works was dishonest, the act of killing the fly was honest.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Hatred Quotes , House Quotes