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You may say organize, organize, organize; but there may be so much organization that it will interfere with the work to be done.

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They did not know it was impossible so they did it

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The first time a student realizes that a little learning is a dangerous thing is when he brings home a poor report card.

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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

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To do right is wonderful. To teach others to do right is even more wonderful--and much easier.

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I never did a thing in all my life, virtuous or otherwise that I didn't repent of within twenty-four hours.

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whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

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A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

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It is a mystery that is hidden from me by reason that the emergency requiring the fathoming of it hath not in my life-days occurred, and so, not having no need to know this thing, I abide barren of the knowledge.

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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

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Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt.

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It has taken a weary long time to persuade American Presbyterians to give up infant damnation and try to bear it the best they can.

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The difference between those that succeed and those that fail is, those that succeeded tried.

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I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in a modified way - 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.

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I love to revel in philosophical matters-especially astronomy. I study astronomy more than any other foolishness there is. I am a perfect slave to it. I am at it all the time. I have got more smoked glass than clothes. I am as familiar with the stars as the comets are. I know all the facts and figures and have all the knowledge there is concerning them. I yelp astronomy like a sun-dog, and paw the constellations like Ursa Major.

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The perfection of wisdom, and the end of true philosophy is to proportion our wants to our possessions, our ambitions to our capacities, we will then be a happy and a virtuous people.

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The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong.

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Foreigners cannot enjoy our food, I suppose, any more than we can enjoy theirs. It is not strange; for tastes are made, not born. I might glorify my bill of fare until I was tired; but after all, the Scotchman would shake his head and say, 'Where's your haggis?' and the Fijan would sigh and say, 'Where's your missionary?'

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

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