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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

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It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

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The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.

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You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends

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The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.

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If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

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The statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting the blame upon the nation that is being attacked, and every man will be glad of these conscience-soothing falsities

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No one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards. Each man's preference is the only standard for him, the only one which he can accept, the only one which can command him.

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It is a mystery that is hidden from me by reason that the emergency requiring the fathoming of it hath not in my life-days occurred, and so, not having no need to know this thing, I abide barren of the knowledge.

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Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

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Conductor, when you receive a fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare. A blue trip slip for an eight-cent fare, A buff trip slip for a six-cent fare, A pink trip slip for a three-cent fare, Punch in the presence of the passenjare! Punch, brothers! punch with care! Punch in the presence of the passenjare!

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You ought never to sass old people- unless they sass you first.

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There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for certain that just ain't true." Thinking that you know the future.

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Strange is the man who practices his religion.

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Such is professional jealousy; a scientist will never show any kindness for a theory which he did not start himself.

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The work that is really a man's own work is play and not work at all.

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Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.

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Good judgment comes from experience. And where does experience come from? Experience comes from bad judgment.

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Note that venerable proverb: Children and fools always speak the truth. The deduction is plain: adults and wise persons never speak it.

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