Mark Twain Quotes, Hair Quotes, Argument Quotes

There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.

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No one is sane, straight along, year in and year out, and we all know it. Our insanities are of varying sorts, and express themselves in varying forms-fortunately harmless forms as a rule.

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....try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard.

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You need not expect to get your book right the first time. Go to work and revamp or rewrite it. God only exhibits his thunder and lightning at intervals, and so they always command attention. These are God's adjectives. You thunder and lightning too much; the reader ceases to get under the bed, by and by.

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The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

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Too bad that youth is wasted on the young.

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Do you reckon Tom Sawyer was satisfied after all them adventures?

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

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Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if I go to church, it gives me dysentery.

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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next.

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Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?

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Now he found out a new thing--namely, that to promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.

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All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out.

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The secret of making progress is to get started.

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You try to tell me anything about the newspaper business! Sir, I have been through it from Alpha to Omaha, and I tell you that the less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

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There is no salvation for us but to adopt Civilization and lift ourselves down to its level.

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God rewards gamblers and fools. The crucial thing, when you win, is knowing which you were.

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Every man has a secret ambition: To outsmart horses, fish and women.

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The English are mentioned in the Bible; Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

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