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Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.

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Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better.

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You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

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Eventually, I sickened of people, myself included, who didn't think enough of themselves to make something of themselves- people who did only what they had to and never what they could have done. I learned from them the infected loneliness that comes at the end of every misspent day. I knew I could do better.

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Genius has no youth, but starts with the ripeness of age and old experience.

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Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.

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To trust the God of the Bible is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master.

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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

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We are all beggars, each in his own way.

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A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

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If a spectacle is going to be particularly imposing I prefer to see it through somebody else's eyes, because that man will always exaggerate. Then I can exaggerate his exaggeration, and my account of the thing will be the most impressive.

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The cigar-box which the European calls a 'lift' needs but to be compared with our elevators to be appreciated. The lift stops to reflect between floors. That is all right in a hearse, but not in elevators. The American elevator acts like a man's patent purge-it works.

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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

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Always tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember what you said.

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It is often the case that a man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one.

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If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

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I think the Cincinnati Enquirer must be edited by children.

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I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.

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I would not rob you of your food or your clothes or your umbrella, but if I caught your German out I would take it. But I don't study any more,- I have given it up.

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Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs one step at a time.

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