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Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

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I have no race prejudices, and I think I have no color prejudices or caste prejudices nor creed prejudices. Indeed I know it. I can stand any society. All that I care to know is that a man is a human being-that is enough for me; he can't be any worse.

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God cures and the doctor sends the bill.

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I am an anti-imperialist. I am opposed to having the eagle put its talons on any other land.

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

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I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

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You may say organize, organize, organize; but there may be so much organization that it will interfere with the work to be done.

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'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me.

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In the laboratory there are no fustian ranks, no brummagem aristocracies; the domain of Science is a republic, and all its citizens are brothers and equals, its princes of Monaco and its stonemasons of Cromarty meeting, barren of man-made gauds and meretricious decorations, upon the one majestic level!

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Human beings seem to be a poor invention. If they are the noblest works of God where is the ignoblest?

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I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure.

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[The Bible is] a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology.

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Let us draw the curtain of charity over the rest of this scene

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It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog.

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It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

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In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

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My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

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That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

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There is one notable thing about our Christianity: bad, bloody, merciless, money-grabbing and predatory as it is - in our country particularly, and in all other Christian countries in a somewhat modified degree - it is still a hundred times better than the Christianity of the Bible, with its prodigious crime- the invention of Hell.

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