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the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs.

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Learning to play two pairs is worth about as much as a college education, and about as costly.

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What is the most rigorous law of our being? Growth. No smallest atom of our moral, mental, or physical structure can stand still a year. It grows - it must grow; nothing can prevent it.

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His head was an hour-glass; it could stow an idea, but it had to do it a grain at a time, not the whole idea at once.

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The old saw says - 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Experience knows better; experience says, If you want to convince do it yourself.

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

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You can't make a life over. Society wouldn't let you if you would.

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Seventy is old enough. After that there is too much risk.

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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

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Nevertheless we have this curious spectacle: daily the trained parrot in the pulpit gravely delivers himself of these ironies, which he has acquired at second-hand and adopted without examination, to a trained congregation which accepts them without examination, and neither the speaker nor the hearer laughs at himself. It does seem as if we ought to be humble when we are at a bench-show, and not put on airs of intellectual superiority there.

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There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.

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Strip the human race, absolutely naked, and it would be a real democracy. But the introduction of even a rag of tiger skin, or a cowtail, could make a badge of distinction and be the beginning of a monarchy.

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I think the Cincinnati Enquirer must be edited by children.

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True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god.

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Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement.

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There is not an acre of ground on the globe that is in possession of its rightful owner, or that has not been taken away from owner after owner, cycle afer cycle, by force and bloodshed.

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It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog.

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I never made a success of a lecture delivered in a church yet. People are afraid to laugh in a church. They can't be made to do it in any possible way.

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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

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