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On with dance, let joy be unconfined, is my motto; whether there's any dance to dance or any joy to unconfined.

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The Church worked hard at it night and day during nine centuries and imprisoned, tortured, hanged, and burned whole hordes and armies of witches, and washed the Christian world clean with their foul blood. Then it was discovered that there was no such thing as witches, and never had been. One doesn't know whether to laugh or to cry. Who discovered that there was no such thing as a witch - the priest, the parson? No, these never discover anything.

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My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a Collie, but I am a Presbyterian.

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People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

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The offspring of riches: Pride, vanity, ostentation, arrogance, tyranny

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If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary

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I am dead to adverbs; they cannot excite me. To misplace an adverb is a thing which I am able to do with frozen indifference; it can never give me a pang. There are subtleties which I cannot master at all - they confuse me, they mean absolutely nothing to me - and this adverb plague is one of them.

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I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force.

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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

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Inherited ideas are a curious thing, and interesting to observe and examine.

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And what is a man without energy? Nothing - nothing at all.

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Humor is tragedy plus time.

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Your actions speak so much louder than words.

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Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

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One must travel, to learn. Every day, now, old Scriptural phrases that never possessed any significance for me before, take to themselves a meaning.

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The less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it

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Nothing so focuses the mind as the prospect of being hanged.

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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

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We can't always have the beautiful aspect of things. Let us make the most of our sights that are beautiful and let the others go

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The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf.

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