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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.

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In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.

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Every time I reform in one direction I go overboard in another.

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the rumors of the White Sox demise are greatly exaggerated.

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I'm the only person who has ever found the right way to build an autobiography.

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In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.

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A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.

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[On Dutch flat poetry]: It is too smooth and blubbery; it reads like butter-milk gurgling from a jug.

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When a person is accustomed to one hundred and thirty-eight in the shade, his ideas about cold weather are not valuable.

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Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.

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Is it, perhaps, possible that there are two kinds of Civilization-one for home consumption and one for the heathen market?

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There is no such thing as a new idea. It is impossible. We simply take a lot of old ideas and put them into a sort of mental kaleidoscope. We give them a turn and they make new and curious combinations. We keep on turning and making new combinations indefinitely; but they are the same old pieces of colored glass that have been in use through all the ages.

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We may not doubt that society in heaven consists mainly of undesirable persons.

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I always did hate for anyone to know what my plans or hopes or prospects werefor, if I kept people in ignorance in these matters, no one could be disappointed but myself, if they were not realized.

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Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.

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for business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.

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Human Beings are the only animals that blush, or need to.

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Well, no doubt it's a blessed thing to have an imagination that can always make you satisfied, no matter how you are fixed.

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Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.

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You may have noticed that the less I know about a subject the more confidence I have, and the more new light I throw on it.

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