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A journalist is a reporter out of a job.

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Worrying is paying interest on a debt you might not even owe.

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A dozen direct censures are easier to bear than one morganatic compliment.

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The citizen who thinks he sees that the commonwealth's political clothes are worn out, and yet holds his peace and does not agitate for a new suit, is disloyal, he is a traitor. That he may be the only one who thinks he sees this decay, does not excuse him: it is his duty to agitate anyway, and it is the duty of others to vote him down if they do not see the matter as he does.

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Being made merely in the image of God but not otherwise resembling him enough to be mistaken by anybody but a very near sighted person.

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The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.

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I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there.

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When some men discharge an obligation, you can hear the report for miles around.

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I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way.

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The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

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'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me.

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A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.

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I couldn't bear to think about it; and yet, somehow, I couldn't think about nothing else.

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I know the look of an apple that is roasting and sizzling on the hearth on a winter's evening, and I know the comfort that comes of eating it hot, along with some sugar and a drench of cream... I know how the nuts taken in conjunction with winter apples, cider, and doughnuts, make old people's tales and old jokes sound fresh and crisp and enchanting.

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This is the year 1492. I am eighty-two years of age. The things I am going to tell you are things which I saw myself as a child and as a youth.

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Preachers are always pleasant company when they are off duty.

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Give a man a reputation as an early riser and he can sleep 'til noon.

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Manifestly, dying is nothing to a really great and brave man.

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I am only human, although I regret it.

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I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.

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