Mark Twain Quotes, Sleep Quotes, Army Quotes

I am losing enough sleep to supply a worn-out army.

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That's just the way: a person does a low-down thing, and then he don't want to take no consequences of it. Thinks as long as he can hide it, it ain't no disgrace.

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What a lie it is to call this a free country, where none but the unworthy and undeserving may swear.

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You need not expect to get your book right the first time.

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The Bible is a wonderful book; you can prove anything you want with it.

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Architects cannot teach nature anything.

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Dance like nobody's looking.

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If you want love and abundance in your life, give it away.

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Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs one step at a time.

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I have achieved my seventy years in the usual way: by sticking strictly to a scheme of life which would kill anybody else... I will offer here, as a sound maxim, this: That we can't reach old age by another man's road.

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There is nothing more frustrating than a good example.

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The old saw says - 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Experience knows better; experience says, If you want to convince do it yourself.

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If you're looking for friends when you need them...it's too late.

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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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Humor is tragedy plus time.

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Be virtuous and you will be eccentric.

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Rise early. It is the early bird that catches the worm. Don't be fooled by this absurd law; I once knew a man who tried it. He got up at sunrise and a horse bit him.

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Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born -a hundred million years -and I have suffered more in an hour, in this life, than I remember to have suffered in the whole hundred million years put together. There was a peace, a serenity, an absence of all sense of responsibility, an absence of worry, an absence of care, grief, perplexity; and the presence of a deep content and unbroken satisfaction in that hundred million years of holiday which I look back upon with a tender longing and with a grateful desire to resume, when the opportunity comes.

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Teaching is like trying to hold 35 corks underwater at once.

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Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

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