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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

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How superbly brave is the Englishman in the presence of the awfulest forms of danger and death; and how abject in the presence of any and all forms of hereditary rank.

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We consider that any man who can fiddle all through one of those Virginia Reels without losing his grip may be depended upon in any kind of musical emergency.

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What is the chief end of man?-to get rich. In what way?-dishonestly if we can; honestly if we must.

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Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession. You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.

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The water is clearer than the air, and the air is the air that angels breathe.

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God's noblest work. Man who found it out? Man.

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What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

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It is an important thing, in our never-ending pursuit of happiness, to stop and just be happy for a while.

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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its office-holders.

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Stars are good too. I wish I could get some to put in my hair. But I suppose I never can. You would be surprised to find how far off they are, for they do not look it. When they first showed last night I tried to knock some down with a pole, but it didn't reach, which astonished me. Then I tried clods till I was all tired out, but I never got one. I did make some close shots, for I saw the black blot of the clod sail right into thee midst of the golden clusters forty or fifty times, just barely missing them, and if I could've held out a little longer, maybe I could've got one.

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There is no such thing as material covetousness. All covetousness is spiritual. ...Any so-called material thing that you want is merely a symbol: you want it not for itself, but because it will content your spirit for the moment.

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Human pride is not worthwhile; there is always something lying in wait to take the wind out of it.

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Half of the results of a good intentions are evil; half the results of an evil intention are good.

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.

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It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.

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