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I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it.

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I do not like work even when someone else is doing it.

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Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

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I do see that there is an argument against suicide: the grief of the worshipers left behind, the awful famine in their hearts, these are too costly terms for the release.

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He does not care for flowers. Calls them rubbish, and cannot tell one from another, and thinks it is superior to feel like that.

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People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

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Comparison is the death of joy.

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None but the dead are permitted to tell the truth.

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Synergy - the bonus that is achieved when things work together harmoniously.

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove lid again and that is well but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.

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The rain ...falls upon the just and the unjust alike; a thing which would not happen if I were superintending the rain's affairs. No, I would rain softly and sweetly on the just, but if I caught a sample of the unjust outdoors, I would drown him.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Make your vocation your vacation. That is the secret to success.

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Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.

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It takes a heap of sense to write good nonsense

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Let us draw the curtain of charity over the rest of this scene

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An adventure is something that while it's happening you wish it wasn't.

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Every man has a secret ambition: To outsmart horses, fish and women.

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Let us consider that we are all partially insane. It will explain us to each other; it will unriddle many riddles; it will make clear and simple many things which are involved in haunting and harassing difficulties and obscurities now.

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There's nobody for me to attack in this matter even with soft and gentle ridicule-and I shouldn't ever think of using a grown up weapon in this kind of a nursery. Above all, I couldn't venture to attack the clergymen whom you mention, for I have their habits and live in the same glass house which they are occupying. I am always reading immoral books on the sly, and then selfishly trying to prevent other people from having the same wicked good time.

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