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A few fly bites cannot stop a spirited horse.

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If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people

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The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

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He wa'n't no common dog, he wa'n't no mongrel; he was a composite. A composite dog is a dog that is made up of all the valuable qualities that's in the dog breed-kind of a syndicate; and a mongrel is made up of all riffraff that's left over.

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

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There isn't anything so grotesque or so incredible that the average human being can't believe it.

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But the elastic heart of youth cannot be compressed into one constrained shape long at a time.

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A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

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Why waste your money looking up your family tree? Just go into politics and your opponent will do it for you.

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Of course, no man is entirely in his right mind at any time.

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Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.

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The election makes me think of a story of a man who was dying. He had only two minutes to live, so he sent for a clergyman and asked him, "Where is the best place to go to?" He was undecided about it. So the minister told him that each place had its advantages--heaven for climate, and hell for society.

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There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry.

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I'm a very old man. I've had lots of problems. Most of them never happened..!

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The convention missionaries call "modesty" has no standard, and cannot have one, because it is opposed to nature and reason and is therefore an artificiality and subject to anybody's whim - anybody's diseased caprice.

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There is nothing in the world like persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus.

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What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it.

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None of us can have as many virtues as the fountain-pen, or half its cussedness; but we can try.

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The pause - that impressive silence, that eloquent silence, that geometrically progressive silence which often achieves a desired effect where no combination of words, howsoever felicitous, could accomplish it.

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Travel has no longer any charm for me. I have seen all the foreign countries I want to except heaven & hell & I have only a vague curiosity about one of those.

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