Mark Twain Quotes, Brave Quotes, Danger Quotes

How superbly brave is the Englishman in the presence of the awfulest forms of danger and death; and how abject in the presence of any and all forms of hereditary rank.

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That optimist of yours is always ready to turn hell's backyard into a play-ground.

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English humor is hard to appreciate, though, unless you are trained to it. The English papers, in reporting my speeches, always put 'laughter' in the wrong place.

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Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience - 4000 critics.

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Public Servant: Persons chosen by the people to distribute the graft.

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There are too many stars in some places and not enough in others.

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When the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface

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Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?

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The dreamer's valuation of a thing lost - not another man's - is the only standard to measure it by, and his grief for it makes it large and great and fine, and is worthy of our reverence in all cases.

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If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.

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I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to find how much ground it covers. I have got its divisions and frontiers down on a piece of paper. I find it defined as a production of the brain, as the power of the brain to produce something humorous, and the capacity of percieving humor.

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The symbol of the race ought to be a human being carrying an ax, for every human being has one concealed about him somewhere, and is always seeking the opportunity to grind it.

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The fear of lightning is one of the most distressing infirmities a human being can be afflicted with. It is mostly confined to women, but now and then you find it in a little dog, and sometimes a man.

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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

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A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

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To do right is wonderful. To teach others to do right is even more wonderful--and much easier.

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It is a time when one's spirit is subdued and sad, one knows not why; when the past seems a storm-swept desolation, life a vanity and a burden, and the future but a way to death.

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There are only two types of speakers in the world. 1. The nervous and 2. Liars.

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I am as prompt as a clock, if I only know the day a thing is wantedotherwise I am a natural procrastinaturalist.

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I was young and foolish then; now I am old and foolisher.

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