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You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns.

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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.

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The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race.

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It is not a new thing for a thoroughly good and well-meaning preacher´s soft heart to run away with his soft head.

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

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Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

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Two things seemed pretty apparent to me. One was that in order to be a pilot a man had to learn more than any one man ought to learn; and the other was that he must learn it all over again in a different way every 24 hours.

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Senator: Person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time.

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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.

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Knowledge becomes wisdom only after it has been put to good use.

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I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

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When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers.

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I am only human, although I regret it.

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I have criticized absent people so often, and then discovered, to my humiliation, that I was talking with their relatives, that I have grown superstitious about that sort of thing and dropped it.

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The best minds will tell you that when a man has begotten a child he is morally bound to tenderly care for it, protect it from hurt, shield it from disease, clothe it, feed it, bear with its waywardness, lay no hand upon it save in kindness and for its own good, and never in any case inflict upon it a wanton cruelty. God's treatment of his earthly children, every day and every night, is the exact opposite of all that, yet those best minds warmly justify these crimes, condone them, excuse them, and indignantly refuse to regard them as crimes at all, when he commits them.

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Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.

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If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile.

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Ah, that shows you the power of music, that magician of magician, who lifts his wand and says his mysterious word and all things real pass away and the phantoms of your mind walk before you clothed in flesh.

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There is probably no pleasure equal to the pleasure of climbing a dangerous Alp; but it is a pleasure which is confined strictly to people who can find pleasure in it.

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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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