Mark Twain Quotes, Country Quotes, Patriotism Quotes

Patriotism is merely a religion-love of country, worship of country, devotion to the country's flag and honor and welfare.

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By reading keep in a state of excited igorance, like a blind man in a house afire; flounder around, immensely but unintelligently interested; don't know how I got in and can't find the way out, but I'm having a booming time all to myself.Don't know what a Schelgesetzentwurf is, but I keep as excited over it and as worried about it as if it were my own child. I simply live on the Sch.; it is my daily bread. I wouldn't have the question settled for anything in the world.

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Memories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds.

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When a humorist ventures upon the grave concerns of life he must do his job better than another man or he works harm to his cause.

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Man proposes, but God blocks the game.

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Cats are the wildest of the tame and the tamest of the wild

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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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A healthy and wholesome cheerfulness is not necessarily impossible to any occupation.

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Adam did not want the apple for the apple's sake; he wanted it because it was forbidden.

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Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it.

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We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking. And out of it we get an aggregation which we consider a boon. Its name is public opinion. It is held in reverence. Some think it the voice of God.

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The most outrageous lies that can be invented will find believers if a person only tells them with all his might.

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A man may have no bad habits and have worse

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When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.

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We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the human race.

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Figures don't lie, but liars figure.

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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

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All generalizations are false, including this one.

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close.

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Troubles are only mental; it is the mind that manufactures them, and the mind can gorge them, banish them, abolish them.

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