Mark Twain Quotes, Ethics Quotes, Morality Quotes

The moral sense enables one to perceive morality, and avoid it. The immoral sense enables one to perceive immorality and enjoy it.

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Now he found out a new thing--namely, that to promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.

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You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends

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Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.

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Citizenship is what makes a republic - monarchies can get along without it.

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Don't go to sleep, so many people die there.

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What a man wants with religion in these breadless times, surpasses my comprehension.

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It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.

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I was educated, I was trained, I was a Presbyterian and I knew how these things are done. I knew that in Biblical times if a man committed a sin the extermination of the whole surrounding nation-cattle and all-was likely to happen. I knew that Providence was not particular about the rest, so that He got somebody connected with the one He was after.

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Old habits cannot be thrown out the upstairs window. They have to be coaxed downstairs one step at a time.

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The world has corrected the Bible. The church never corrects it; and also never fails to drop in at the tail of the procession-and take the credit of the correction.

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Always obey your parents. When they are present. This is the best policy in the long run. Because if you don't, they will make you. Most parents think they know better than you do, and you can generally make more by humoring that superstition than you can by acting on your own better judgment.

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When your opinions start to coincide with those of the majority, it is time to reconsider your opinions.

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France has usually been governed by prostitutes

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You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths (orthodoxy) to destroy it.

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When a humorist ventures upon the grave concerns of life he must do his job better than another man or he works harm to his cause.

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Some of the worst things in my life never even happened.

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Bridgeport?" Said I. "Camelot," Said he.

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I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

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July 4. Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than in all the other days of the year put together. This proves, by the number left in stock, that one fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so

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