Mark Twain Quotes, Kentucky Quotes, Years Quotes

When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky, because everything there happens 20 years after it happens anywhere else.

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...there isn't often anything in Wagner opera that one would call by such a violent name as acting.

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I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's bad enough for me.

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits. Fanatics will never learn that, though it be written in letters of gold across the sky. It is the prohibition that makes anything precious.

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Against a diseased imagination demonstration goes for nothing.

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Conscience, man's moral medicine chest.

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The secret to success: find out where people are going and get there first

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Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society.

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I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a 'k' to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side.

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I am not the editor of a newspaper and shall always try to do right and be good so that God will not make me one.

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Love your enemy, it will scare the hell out of them.

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The educated Southerner has no use for an 'r', except at the beginning of a word.

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We Americans worship the almighty dollar! Well, it is a worthier god than Heredity Privilege.

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I do not want Michael Angelo for breakfast-but for luncheon-for dinner- for tea-for supper-for between meals.

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Our inner strengths, experiences, and truths cannot be lost, destroyed, or taken away. Every person has an inborn worth and can contribute to the human community. We all can treat one another with dignity and respect, provide opportunities to grow toward our fullest lives and help one another discover and develop our unique gifts. We each deserve this and we all can extend it to others.

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The solution to our water problems is more rain.

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It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain.

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Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expensive and nefarious kind of government ever heard of on earth

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Newport, Rhode Island, that breeding place-that stud farm, so to speak-of aristocracy; aristocracy of the American type.

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There is not a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.

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