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We can't reach old age by another man's road.

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There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.

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Temperate temperance is best; intemperate temperance injures the cause of temperance.

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When grown-up persons indulge in practical jokes, the fact gauges them. They have lived narrow, obscure, and ignorant lives, and at full manhood they still retain and cherish a job lot of left-over standards and ideals that would have been discarded with their boyhood if they had then moved out into the world and a broader life.

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Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion.

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It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

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Be good and you'll be lonesome

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Principles aren't of much account anyway, except at election time. After that you hang them up to let them season.

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Reputation is a hall-mark: it can remove doubt from pure silver, and it can also make the plated article pass for pure.

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A sin takes on a new and real terror when there seems a chance that it is going to be found out.

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In religion and politics, people's belief's and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination

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People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.

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Travel has no longer any charm for me. I have seen all the foreign countries I want to except heaven & hell & I have only a vague curiosity about one of those.

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No temperance society which is well officered and which has the real good of our fellow-men in view, will ever get drunk save in the seclusion of its temperance hall.

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That which was hard to endure is sweet to remember.

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But we love the Old Travelers. We love to hear them prate and drivel and lie.

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No sane man can be happy, for to him life is real, and he sees what a fearful thing it is.

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But death was sweet, death was gentle, death was kind; death healed the bruised spirit and the broken heart, and gave them rest and forgetfulness; death was man’s best friend; when man could endure life no longer, death came and set him free.

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I purpose publishing these Letters here in the world before I return to you. Two editions. One, unedited, for Bible readers and their children; the other, expurgated, for persons of refinement

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I can't do no literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and looking around for a defendant.

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