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Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

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The frankest and freest product of the human mind and heart is a love letter; the writer gets his limitless freedom of statement and expression from his sense that no stranger is going to see what he is writing.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.

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Duties are not performed for duty's sake, but because their neglect would make the man uncomfortable. A man performs but one duty - the duty of contenting his spirit, the duty of making himself agreeable to himself.

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I notice that you use plain, simple language, short words and brief sentences. That is the way to write English - it is the modern way and the best way. Stick to it; don't let fluff and flowers and verbosity creep in.

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The community is eminently Portuguese - that is to say, it is slow, poor, shiftless, sleepy, and lazy.

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Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out.

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Suddenly the nickel-clad horse takes the bit in its mouth and goes slanting for the curbstone defying all prayers and all your powers to change its mind - your heart stands still, your breath hangs fire, your legs forget to work.

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Plain question and plain answer make the shortest road out of most perplexities.

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The man who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them. It is said that leaders are readers. However if they read trashy magazines for the majority of their time and they never run with the information that they glean from resourceful books, then they may as well have not taken any time to read at all. It is easier to stay out than get out.

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The Germans are exceedingly fond of Rhine wines; they are put up in tall, slender bottles, and are considered a pleasant beverage. One tells them from vinegar by the label.

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There are three kinds of liars: liars, damned liars, and statisticians

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There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.

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A country without a patent office and good patent laws is just a crab, and can't travel any way but sideways and backways.

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Whatever you say, say it with conviction

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When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.

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The world doesn't owe you anything. It was here first.

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It is curious and interesting to notice what an attraction a fussy, mincing, nickel-plated word has for you.

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It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday.

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