Mark Twain Quotes

But it warn't no time to be sentimentering.

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High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water.

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Love is madness, if thwarted it develops fast.

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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

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There are some natures which never grow large enough to speak out and say a bad act is a bad act, until they have inquired into the politics or the nationality of the man who did it.

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The truth hurts, but silence kills.

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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.

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[Patriotism] ...is a word which always commemorates a robbery. There isn't a foot of land in the world which doesn't represent the ousting and re-ousting of a longline of successive "owners" who each in turn, as "patriots" with proud swelling hearts defended it against the next gang of "robbers" who came to steal it and did -- and became swelling-hearted patriots in their turn.

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Your actions speak so much louder than words.

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A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.

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A few fly bites cannot stop a spirited horse.

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You can have brilliant ideas, but if you can't get them across, your ideas won't get you anywhere. Lee Iacocca Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

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In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?

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God's noblest work. Man who found it out? Man.

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You must not pay a person a compliment, and then straightway follow it with a criticism.

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The most successful people are those who do all year long what they would otherwise do on their summer vacation.

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A monarch, when good, is entitled to the consideration which we accord to a pirate who keeps Sunday School between crimes; when bad, he is entitled to none at all.

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Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

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History teaches us that whenever a weak and ignorant people possess a thing which a strong and enlightened people want, it must be yielded up peaceably.

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Circumstance - which moves by laws of its own, regardless of parties and policies, and whose decrees are final and must be obeyed by all - and will be

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