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The average American's simplest and commonest form of breakfast consists of coffee and beefsteak.

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Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.

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If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

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As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

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Anybody can have ideas-the difficulty is to express them without squandering a quire of paper on an idea that ought to be reduced to one glittering paragraph.

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I do not like an injurious lie, except when it injures somebody else.

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A man's first duty is to his own conscience and honor; the party and country come second to that, and never first.

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I never can think of Judas Iscariot without losing my temper. To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature, Congressman.

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The less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it

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India has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.

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We are all alike, on the inside.

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When politics enter into municipal government, nothing resulting therefrom in the way of crimes and infamies is then incredible. It actually enables one to accept and believe the impossible.

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Simplified spelling is all right, but, like chastity, you can carry it too far.

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It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.

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The difference between fiction and nonfiction is that fiction must be absolutely believable.

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It isn't safe to sit in judgment upon another person's illusion when you are not on the inside. While you are thinking it is a dream, he may be knowing it is a planet.

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Whenever the human race assembles to a number exceeding four, it cannot stand free speech.

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A man's house burns down. The smoking wreckage represents only a ruined home that was dear through years of use and pleasant associations. By and by, as the days and weeks go on, first he misses this, then that, then the other thing. And when he casts about for it he finds that it was in that house. Always it is an essential - here was but one of its kind. It cannot be replaced. It was in that house. It is irrevocably lost...It will be years before the tale of lost essentials is complete, and not till then can he truly know the magnitude of his disaster.

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A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

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