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College is a place where a professor's lecture notes go straight to the students' lecture notes, without passing through the brains of either.

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Modesty antedates clothes and will be resumed when clothes are no more.

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The Bible is a wonderful book; you can prove anything you want with it.

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I have a religion-but you will call it blasphemy. It is that there is a God for the rich man but none for the poor.....Perhaps your religion will sustain you,will feed you-I place no dependence in mine. Our religions are alike, though, in one respect-neither can make a man happy when he is out of luck.

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The law of work does seem utterly unfair-but there it is, and nothing can change it: the higher the pay in enjoyment the worker gets out of it, the higher shall be his pay in cash, too.

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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

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Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.

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An open mind leaves a chance for someone to drop a worthwhile thought in it.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people mad enough to do something about it.

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One must travel, to learn.

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For all the talk you hear about knowledge being such a wonderful thing, instinct is worth forty of it for real unerringness.

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there.

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There are two reasons why anybody buys anything. The real reason, and the reason they give you.

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Darwin abolished special creations, contributed the Origin of Species and hitched all life together in one unbroken procession of Siamese Twins, the whole evolved by natural and orderly processes from one microscopic parent germ.

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No church property is taxed and so the infidel and the atheist and the man without religion are taxed to make up the deficit.

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The true charm of pedestrians does not lie in the walking, or in the scenery, but in the talking.

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Homely truth is unpalatable.

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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths

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Well, my book is written-let it go. But if it were only to write over again there wouldn't be so many things left out. They burn in me; and they keep multiplying; but now they can't ever be said. And besides, they would require a library-and a pen warmed up in hell.

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