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Synergy - the bonus that is achieved when things work together harmoniously.

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That is just the way with some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know nothing about it.

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The calamity that comes is never the one we had prepared ourselves for.

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I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there.

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When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.

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A country without a patent office and good patent laws is just a crab, and can't travel any way but sideways and backways.

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His head was an hour-glass; it could stow an idea, but it had to do it a grain at a time, not the whole idea at once.

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If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loudly. Do not compound mispronunciation with inaudibility

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A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

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When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.

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I've come loaded with statistics, for I've noticed that a man can't prove anything without statistics. No man can.

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Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.

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If your only tool is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

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There are no accidents, all things have a deep and calculated purpose; sometimes the methods employed by Providence seem strange and incongruous, but we have only to be patient and wait for the result: then we recognize that no others would have answered the purpose, and we are rebuked and humbled.

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So you see, the quality of humor is not a personal or a national monopoly. It's as free as salvation, and, I am afraid, far more widely distributed. But it has its value, I think. The hard and sordid things of life are too hard and too sordid and too cruel for us to know and touch them year after year without some mitigating influence, some kindly veil to draw over them, from time to time, to blur the craggy outlines, and make the thorns less sharp and the cruelties less malignant.

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Among other common lies, we have the silent lie - the deception which one conveys by simply keeping still and concealing the truth. Many obstinate truth-mongers indulge in this dissipation, imagining that if they speak no lie, they lie not at all.

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To go abroad has something of the same sense that death brings. I am no longer of ye-what ye say of me is now of no consequence.

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Being rich ain't what it's cracked up to be. It's just worry and worry, and sweat and sweat, and a-wishing you was dead all the time.

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Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.

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