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I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.

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When a humorist ventures upon the grave concerns of life he must do his job better than another man or he works harm to his cause.

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Congressman is the trivialist distinction for a full grown man.

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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

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Circumstance - which moves by laws of its own, regardless of parties and policies, and whose decrees are final and must be obeyed by all - and will be

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The introduction of homeopathy forced the old school doctor to stir around and learn something of a rational nature about his business. You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths to destroy it.

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Just because you’re taught that something’s right and everyone believes it’s right, it don’t make it right.

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Fame is a vapor, popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.

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The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.

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We find not much in ourselves to admire, we are always privately wanting to be like somebody else. If everybody was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes

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When in doubt, tell the truth. That maxim I did invent, but never expected it to be applied to me. I did say, "When you are in doubt," but when I am in doubt myself I use more sagacity.

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It is better to give than receive- especially advice.

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

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You must not pay a person a compliment, and then straightway follow it with a criticism.

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Crowds stand around all day long and criticise that bridge, and find fault with it, and tell with unlimited frankness how it ought to have been planned, and how they would have built it had the city granted them the $14,000 it cost. It is really refreshing to hang around these and listen to them. A foreigner would come to the conclusion that all America was composed of inspired professional bridge builders.

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.

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It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday.

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There is no such thing as material covetousness. All covetousness is spiritual. ...Any so-called material thing that you want is merely a symbol: you want it not for itself, but because it will content your spirit for the moment.

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The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.

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