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One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a really beautiful woman is after considerable acquaintance with her; and the rule applies to Niagara Falls, to majestic mountains, and to mosques-especially to mosques.

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Be good and you will be lonely.

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One must keep one's character. Earn a character first if you can, and if you can't, then assume one. From the code of morals I have been following and revising and revising for 72 years I remember one detail. All my life I have been honest - comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly - I could only lend it.

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I'm merely running some errands. This is now off the record.

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Even popularity can be overdone. In Rome, along at first, you are full of regrets that Michelangelo died; but by and by, you only regret that you didn't see him do it.

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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.

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Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it.

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All say, ‘how hard it is that we have to die’ -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of those who have had to live.

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I can always tell which is the front end of a horse, but beyond that, my art is not above the ordinary.

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History never repeats itself; at best it sometimes rhymes.

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I had longed to be a butterfly, and I was one at last. I attended private parties in sumptuous evening dress, simpered and aired my graces like a born beau, and polkaed and schoisched with a step peculiar to myself - and the kangaroo.

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Cooper's art has some defects. In one place in 'Deerslayer,' and in the restricted space of two-thirds of a page, Cooper has scored 114 offences against literary art out of a possible 115. It breaks the record.

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Experience teaches us only one thing at a time - and hardly that, in my case.

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Never do wrong when people are looking.

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One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it. They also believed the world was flat.

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A sin takes on a new and real terror when there seems a chance that it is going to be found out.

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The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance, stupidity and perjury.

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He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue.

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As a rule, we go about with masks, we go about looking honest, and we are able to conceal ourselves all through the day.

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There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless.

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