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It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.

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There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry.

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The solution to our water problems is more rain.

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A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

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I said there was but one solitary thing about the past worth remembering, and that was the fact that it is past-can't be restored.

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I am not interested to know whether vivisection produces results that are profitable to the human race or doesn't...The pain which it inflicts upon unconsenting animals is the basis of my enmity toward it, and it is to me sufficient justification of the enmity without looking further.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one.

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There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.

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A man may have no bad habits and have worse

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Stripping away the irrational, the illogical, and the impossible, I am left with atheism. I can live with that.

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Mine was a trained Presbyterian conscience and knew but the one duty - to hunt and harry its slave upon all pretexts and on all occasions, particularly when there was no sense nor reason in it.

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How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

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The timid man yearns for full value and demands a tenth. The bold man strikes for double value and compromises on par.

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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

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If you're looking for friends when you need them...it's too late.

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An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth.

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Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned

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Do right and you will be conspicuous.

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As soon as a man recognizes that he has drifted into age, he gets reminiscent. He wants to talk and talk; and not about the present or the future, but about his old times. For there is where the pathos of his life lies - and the charm of it. The pathos of it is there because it was opulent with treasures that are gone, and the charm of it is in casting them up from the musty ledgers and remembering how rich and gracious they were.

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My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.

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