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I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

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Better a broken promise than none at all.

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A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

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Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

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The two Great Unknowns, the two Illustrious Conjecturabilities! They are the best known unknown persons that have ever drawn breath upon the planet.

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The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.

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Sagebrush is a very fair fuel, but as a vegetable it is a distinguished failure. Nothing can abide the taste of it but the jackass and his illegitimate child the mule.

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From the dome of St. Peter's one can see every notable object in Rome... He can see a panorama that is varied, extensive, beautiful to the eye, and more illustrious in history than any other in Europe.

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God rewards gamblers and fools. The crucial thing, when you win, is knowing which you were.

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Slang in a woman's mouth is not obscene, it only sounds so.

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Some things you can't find out; but you will never know you can't by guessing and supposing: no, you have to be patient and go on experimenting until you find out that you can't find out.

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I'm glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again.

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The writing begins when you’ve finished. Only then do you know what you’re trying to say.

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We were surprised how closely the cuckoo imitated the clock-and yet, of course, it could never have heard a clock.

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I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there.

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A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt

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Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.

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One gains at least two to three times more experience grabbing the tiger by the tail than reading about it in a book.

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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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My first American ancestor, gentlemen, was an Indian-an early Indian. Your ancestors skinned him alive, and I am an orphan. All those Salem witches were ancestors of mine. Your people made it tropical for them. . . . The first slave brought into New England out of Africa was an ancestor of mine-for I am a mixed breed, an infinitely shaded and exquisite Mongrel.

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