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Well, no doubt it's a blessed thing to have an imagination that can always make you satisfied, no matter how you are fixed.

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The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.

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Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.

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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

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Love heightens all senses - except the common.

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Why is it that, among men, physical courage is a trait so plenteous yet moral courage is a trait so rare?

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in order to make a man or boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain.

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The world doesn't owe you anything. It was here first.

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I never can think of Judas Iscariot without losing my temper. To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature, Congressman.

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God cures and the doctor sends the bill.

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It is yet another Civilized Power, with its banner of the Prince of Peace in one hand and its loot-basket and its butcher-knife in the other. Is there no salvation for us but to adopt Civilization and lift ourselves down to its level?.

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Better a broken promise than none at all.

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It is sound judgment to put on a bold face and play your hand for a hundred times what it is worth; forty-nine times out of fifty nobody dares to call it, and you roll in the chips.

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Trial by jury is the palladium of our liberties. I do not know what a palladium is, but I am sure it is a good thing!

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The lie, as a virtue, a principle, is eternal; the lie, as a recreation, a solace, a refuge in time of need, the fourth Grace, the tenth Muse, man's best and surest friend is immortal

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A distinguished man should be as particular about his last words as he is about his last breath. He should write them out on a slip of paper and take the judgment of his friends on them. He should never leave such a thing to the last hour of his life, and trust to an intellectual spurt at the last moment to enable him to say something smart with his latest gasp and launch into eternity with grandeur.

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When you catch an adjective, kill it.

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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Begin with the determination to succeed and the work is half done already.

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This is the year 1492. I am eighty-two years of age. The things I am going to tell you are things which I saw myself as a child and as a youth.

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