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Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned

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Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.

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Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

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There is no such thing as an ordinary life.

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The Public is merely a multiplied 'me.'

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Human beings seem to be a poor invention. If they are the noblest works of God where is the ignoblest?

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History doesn't repeat itself; it rhymes.

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No one can tell me what is a good cigar - for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to know say that I smoke the worst cigars in the world. They bring their own cigars when they come to my house.

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Experience of life (not of books) is the only capital usable in such a book as you have attempted; one can make no judicious use of this capital while it is new.

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Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.

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All you drunkards: Put down the intoxicating Vanity Metrics.

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We are strange beings, we seem to go free, but we go in chains - chains of training, custom, convention, association, environment - in a word, Circumstance, and against these bonds the strongest of us struggle in vain.

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Definite speech means clarity of mind.

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There are some books that refuse to be written. They stand their ground year after year and will not be persuaded. It isn't because the book is not there and worth being written -- it is only because the right form of the story does not present itself. There is only one right form for a story and if you fail to find that form the story will not tell itself.

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All my life I have been honest-comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly-I could only lend it.

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I cherish the dreams of yesterday and dare not dwell on the err's of my past whose fate has been long decided, and effect I can not change. For the dreams of yesterday are the challenges of today, and the hope for tomorrow.

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We Americans... bear the ark of liberties of the world.

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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

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