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As one boy said, 'I was thinking all these horrible thoughts about my parents when suddenly it hit me-if they're all that bad, how come I'm so wonderful'

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In religion and politics people’s beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second-hand, and without examination, from authorities who have not themselves examined the questions at issue but have taken them at second-hand from other non-examiners, whose opinions about them were not worth a brass farthing.

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The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

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We recognize that there are no trivial occurrences in life if we get the right focus on them.

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Do you reckon Tom Sawyer was satisfied after all them adventures?

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None but the dead are permitted to tell the truth.

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To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government and the sure and gradual deterioration of the public morals.

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There ain't no way to find out why a snorer can't hear himself snore.

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A great, great deal has been said about the weather, but very little has ever been done.

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The world has corrected the Bible. The church never corrects it; and also never fails to drop in at the tail of the procession-and take the credit of the correction.

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The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.

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God puts something good and loveable in every man His hands create.

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Some people bring joy wherever they go, and some people bring joy whenever they go.

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Genius, like gold and precious stones, is chiefly prized because of its rarity.

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A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose.

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The only very marked difference between the average civilized man and the average savage is that the one is gilded and the other is painted.

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If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won''t go.

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Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it

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Of all the animals, man is the only one that lies.

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There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.

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