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Everything human is pathetic

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The lack of money is the root of all evil.

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The educated Southerner has no use for an 'r', except at the beginning of a word.

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Grown people everywhere are always likely to cling to the religion they were brought up in.

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The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

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The soul and substance of what customarily ranks as patriotism is moral cowardice -- and always has been.

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India is, the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and the great grand mother of tradition. our most valuable and most instructive materials in the history of man are treasured up in India only.

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As a boy, I once saw a cart of melons that sorely tempted me. I sneaked up to the cart and stole a melon. I went into the alley to devour it, but no sooner had I set my teeth into it, than I paused, a strange feeling coming over me. I came to a quick conclusion. Firmly, I walked up to that cart, replaced the melon - and took a ripe one.

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I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the #‎ telephone .

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One mustn't criticize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself

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It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.

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You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths (orthodoxy) to destroy it.

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Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

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There is nothing that saps one's confidence as the knowing how to do a thing

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...nothing so liberalizes a man and expands the kindly instincts that nature put in him as travel and contact with many kinds of people.

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There is a sumptuous variety about the New England weather... In the spring I have counted one hundred and twenty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours.

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I believe I have had the most trouble with a portrait which I painted in installments - the head on one canvas and the bust on another.

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In the ancient city of London, on a certain autumn day in the second quarter of the sixteenth century, a boy was born to a poor family of the name of Canty, who did not want him.

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You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.

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Writing is the easiest thing in the world.... Just try it sometime. I sit up with a pipe in my mouth and a board on my knees and I scribble away.

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