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'Don't you worry, and don't you hurry.' I know that phrase by heart, and if all other music should perish out of the world it would still sing to me.

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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.

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The thing for us to do is just to do our duty, and not worry about whether anybody sees us do it or not.

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Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.

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By his father he is English, by his mother he is Americanto my mind the blend which makes the perfect man.

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The choir always tittered and whispered all through the service. There was once a church choir that was not ill-bred, but I have forgotten where it was.

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Priapism is what happens when someone gets strangulated to the point of hypoxia.

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Golden rule: Made of hard metal so it could stand severe wear, it not being known at that time that butter would answer.

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Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

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Intellectual ''work'' is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.

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An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.

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In our day we don't allow a hundred and thirty years to elapse between glimpses of a marvel. If somebody should discover a creek in the county next to the one that the North Pole is in, Europe and America would start fifteen costly expeditions thither; one to explore the creek, and the other fourteen to hunt for each other.

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It's so damned humiliating.

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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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The average man don't like trouble and danger.

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He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.

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There is nothing in the world like a persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus and upset the convictions and debauch the emotions of an audience not practiced in the tricks and delusions of oratory

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The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.

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Why should anybody want to save the human race, or damn it either? Does God want its society? Does Satan?

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It isn't safe to sit in judgment upon another person's illusion when you are not on the inside. While you are thinking it is a dream, he may be knowing it is a planet.

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