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He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

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What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

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Some medical beast had revived tar-water in those days as a fine medicine, and Mrs. Joe always kept a supply of it in the cupboard; having a belief in its virtues correspondent to its nastiness. At the best of times, so much of this elixir was administered to me as a choice restorative, that I was conscious of going about, smelling like a new fence.

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To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.

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Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.

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Riches are for spending.

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He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

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Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.

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It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation, To puff and look important and to say:- 'Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you, We will therefore pay you cash to go away.'

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It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down... Why do we laugh? Because it is a grave religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

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The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water.

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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

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You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.

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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.

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