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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

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Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

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Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.

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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

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We spent as much money as we could and got as little for it as people could make up their minds to give us. We were always more or less miserable, and most of our acquaintance were in the same condition. There was a gay fiction among us that we were constantly enjoying ourselves, and a skeleton truth that we never did. To the best of my belief, our case was in the last aspect a rather common one.

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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

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A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.

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I have always been of the opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.

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When the eyes say one thing, and the tongue another, a practiced man relies on the language of the first.

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For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.

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Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak.

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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

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More and more of our imports are coming from overseas

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If you cry ''Forward'' you must be sure to make clear the direction in which to go. Don't you see that if you fail to do that and simply call out the word to a monk and a revolutionary, they will go in precisely opposite directions?

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Accuracy to a newspaper is what virtue is to a lady; but a newspaper can always print a retraction.

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I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.

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