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- You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.
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- I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.
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- The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
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- NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.
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- We spent as much money as we could and got as little for it as people could make up their minds to give us. We were always more or less miserable, and most of our acquaintance were in the same condition. There was a gay fiction among us that we were constantly enjoying ourselves, and a skeleton truth that we never did. To the best of my belief, our case was in the last aspect a rather common one.
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- What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!
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- A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
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- It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.
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- One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
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- It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation, To puff and look important and to say:- 'Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you, We will therefore pay you cash to go away.'
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- Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
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- College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
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- I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.
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- I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.
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- Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
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- Those who love not their fellow-beings live unfruitful lives, and prepare for their old age a miserable grave.
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- We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.
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- Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.
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- To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
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- What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one?.
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