Alan Dundes Quotes, Inspirational Quotes, Funny Quotes

If a student takes the whole series of my folklore courses including the graduate seminars, he or she should learn something about fieldwork, something about bibliography, something about how to carry out library research, and something about how to publish that research.

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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

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A day wasted on others is not wasted on one's self.

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I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people are idiots.

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Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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The funniest things are the forbidden.

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There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.

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People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

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I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.

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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

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Time and tide wait for no man. A pompous and self-satisfied proverb, and was true for a billion years; but in our day of electric wires and water-ballast we turn it around: Man waits not for time nor tide.

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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

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Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.

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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.'

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