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The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.

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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

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He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

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It being a part of Mrs. Pipchin's system not to encourage a child's mind to develop and expand itself like a young flower, but to open it by force like an oyster.

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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

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Dombey and Son had often dealt in hides, but never in hearts. They left that fancy ware to boys and girls, and boarding-schools and books. Mr. Dombey would have reasoned: That a matrimonial alliance with himself must, in the nature of things, be gratifying and honourable to any woman of common sense. That the hope of giving birth to a new partner in such a house, could not fail to awaken a glorious and stirring ambition in the breast of the least ambitious of her sex.

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I'm so overexposed, I'm making Paris Hilton look like a recluse.

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I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.

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Americans spend 6 billion hours a year filling out their tax reforms.

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It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing

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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

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I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

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The impulse to travel is one of the hopeful symptoms of life.

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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

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