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He was by no means opposed to hard labour on principle, for he would work away at a cricket-match by the day together, - running, and catching, and batting, and bowling, and revelling in toil which would exhaust a galley-slave.

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Indeed, it may be laid down as a general principle, that the more extended the ancestry, the greater the amount of violence and vagabondism; for in ancient days those two amusements, combining a wholesome excitement with a promising means of repairing shattered fortunes, were at once the ennobling pursuit and the healthful recreation of the Quality of this land.

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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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"Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to be, if he was not so like his mother, too."

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I walk up a dune to a beach and look out to sea, but it's 100km away. The ships lie askew in their dry beds, at anchor for ever. Today is my son's birthday. Thousands of miles from here, his healthy lungs are blowing out candles. I should be there but I'm here with another boy, who puts his face close to mine and laughs. I smile back but realise he can't see it, because I'm wearing an antiseptic muzzles to protect me from his breath.

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General," said the commander of the delinquent brigade, "I am persuaded that any further display of valor by my troops will bring them into collision with the enemy.

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To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.

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A community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurence of crime.

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I know she's just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing 'til you hear water.

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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

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Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

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There is nothing so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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"She's a very charming and delightful creature," quoth Mr. Robert Sawyer, in reply; "and has only one fault that I know of, Ben. It happens, unfortunately, that that single blemish is a want of taste. She don't like me."

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The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.

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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

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Dead birds don't fall out of their nests.

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Let us work without theorizing, tis the only way to make life endurable.

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