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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

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To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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I think war is a dangerous place.

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I drink to make other people more interesting.

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Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes.

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Every man is surrounded by a neighborhood of voluntary spies.

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A book is made from a tree. It is an assemblage of flat, flexible parts (still called "leaves") imprinted with dark pigmented squiggles. One glance at it and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, the author is speaking, clearly and silently, inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people, citizens of distant epochs, who never knew one another. Books break the shackles of time ― proof that humans can work magic.

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"Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to be, if he was not so like his mother, too."

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It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation, To puff and look important and to say:- 'Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you, We will therefore pay you cash to go away.'

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But the peasants - how do the peasants die?

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The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.

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I have always been of the opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.

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Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.

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Never confuse movement with action.

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In America the President reigns for four years, and Journalism governs forever and ever.

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What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have never been discovered.

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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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