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A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

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I think life too complex a thing to be settled by these hard and fast rules.

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Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

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Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.

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Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.

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The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.

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All sins, except a sin against itself, Love should forgive. All lives, save loveless lives, true Love should pardon.

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Grass is hard and lumpy and damp, and full of dreadful black insects.

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I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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ever since I met you I have admired you more than any girl...I have ever met since...I met you.

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Mere color, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways.

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It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly.

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When bankers get together they talk about art. When artists get together, they talk about money.

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Women have become so highly educated... that nothing should surprise us nowadays, except happy marriages.

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The critic has to educate the public; the artist has to educate the critic.

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You have filled my tea with lumps of sugar, and though I asked most distinctly for bread and butter, you have given me cake. I am known for the gentleness of my disposition, and the extraordinary sweetness of my nature, but I warn you, Miss Cardew, you may go too far.

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I could deny it if I liked. I could deny anything if I liked.

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There is much to be said in favor of modern journalism. By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. By carefully chronicling the current events of contemporary life, it shows us of what very little importance such events really are. By invariably discussing the unnecessary, it makes us understand what things are requisite for culture, and what are not.

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Prism! Where is that baby?

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