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There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

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Nature is a wet place where large numbers of ducks fly overhead uncooked.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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Progress is the realization of utopia.

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I have learned this: it is not what one does that is wrong, but what one becomes as a consequence of it.

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A map of the world that does not include Utopia is not worth even glancing at, for it leaves out the one country at which Humanity is always landing. And when Humanity lands there, it looks out, and, seeing a better country, sets sail. Progress is the realisation of Utopias.

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The work of art is to dominate the spectator: the spectator is not to dominate the work of art.

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To be really mediæval one should have no body. To be really modern one should have no soul. To be really Greek one should have no clothes.

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In the common world of fact the wicked were not punished, nor the good rewarded. Success was given to the strong, failure thrust upon the weak. That was all.

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She said that she would dance with me if I brought her red roses but in all my garden there is no red rose.

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When people talk to me about the weather, I always feel they mean something else.

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A grand passion is the privelege of people who have nothing to do.

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Let me be surrounded by luxury, I can do without the necessities!

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Ah! happy day they whose hearts can break And peace of pardon win! How else may man make straight his plan And cleanse his soul from Sin? How else but through a broken heart May Lord Christ enter in?

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Punctuality is the thief of time

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If you meet at dinner a man who has spent his life in educating himself - a rare type in our time ... you rise from table richer, and conscious that a high ideal has for a moment touched and sanctified your days. But Oh! my dear Ernest, to sit next to a man who has spent his life in trying to educate others! What a dreadful experience that is!

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Things are in their essence what we choose to make them. A thing is, according to the mode in which one looks at it.

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If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you.

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What you really are is a Bunburyist. I was quite right in saying you were a Bunburyist. You are one of the most advanced Bunburyists I know.

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