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Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?

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Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out.

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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He hadn’t a single redeeming vice.

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The worst of having a romance of any kind is that it leaves one so unromantic.

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There is always something infinitely mean about other people's tragedies.

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It seems to me that we all look at Nature too much, and live with her too little.

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The final mystery is oneself. When one has weighed the sun in the balance, and measured the steps of the moon, and mapped out the seven heavens star by star, there still remains oneself. Who can calculate the orbit of his own soul?

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Each little thing that we do passes into the great machine of life which may grind our virtues to powder and make them worthless, or transform our sins into elements of a new civilization, more marvelous and more splendid than any that has gone before.

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There is a tiny yellow daffodil, The butterfly can see it from afar, Although one summer evening's dew could fill Its little cup twice over, ere the star Had called the lazy shepherd to his fold, And be no prodigal.

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I am one of those who are made for exceptions, not for laws.

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Philosophy is like a normal personal organizer, but it's smaller than a matchbox.

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With freedom, books, flowers, and the moon, who could not be happy?

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Conscience makes egotists of us all.

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I have grown to love secrecy. It seems to be the one thing that can make modern life mysterious or marvelous to us. The commonest thing is delightful if only one hides it.

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The only thing worse than being misquoted is being sentenced to two years' hard labour for buggery

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Lean on principles, one day they'll end up giving way.

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Sometimes, the unnecessary is necessary.

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In war," answered the weaver, "the strong make slaves of the weak, and in peace the rich make slaves of the poor. We must work to live, and they give us such mean wages that we die. We toil for them all day long, and they heap up gold in their coffers, and our children fade away before their time, and the faces of those we love become hard and evil. We tread out the grapes, another drinks the wine. We sow the corn, and our own board is empty. We have chains, though no eye beholds them; and are slaves, though men call us free.

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Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!

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