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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one's head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no tomorrow. To forget time, to forgive life, to be at peace.

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Now it seems to me that love of some kind is the only possible explanation of the extraordinary amount of suffering that there is in the world. I cannot conceive of any other explanation. I am convinced that there is no other, and that if the world has indeed, as I have said, been built of sorrow, it has been built by the hands of love, because in no other way could the soul of man, for whom the world was made, reach the full stature of its perfection. Pleasure for the beautiful body, but pain for the beautiful soul.

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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I find it harder and harder every day to live up to my blue china.

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ever since I met you I have admired you more than any girl...I have ever met since...I met you.

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You know we poor artists have to show ourselves in society from time to time, just to remind the public that we are not savages.

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In every first novel the hero is the author as Christ or Faust.

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The only real people are the people who never existed.

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Nature: a place where birds fly around uncooked

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Life, Lady Stutfield, is simply a mauvais quart d'heure made up of exquisite moments.

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When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say what she doesn't understand.

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In war, the strong make slaves of the weak, and in peace the rich makes slaves of the poor.

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There are only two kinds of women, the plain and the coloured.

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The universe is God. I am God so that means I am the universe.

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It is awfully hard work doing nothing.

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The worst thing to do with success, is to boast about it.

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Only people who look dull ever get into the House of Commons, and only people who are dull ever succeed there.

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What they call their loyalty, and their fidelity, I call either the lethargy of custom or their lack of imagination.

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Nowadays to be intelligible is to be found out.

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