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Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.

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The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

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Dullness is the coming of age of seriousness.

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I never approve, or disapprove, of anything now. It is an absurd attitude to take towards life.

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It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.

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A process which makes one rogue cleverer than another.

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Women have become so highly educated... that nothing should surprise us nowadays, except happy marriages.

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The value of an idea has nothing whatever to do with the sincerity of the man who expresses it.

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You are young. No hungry generations tread you down. The past does not mock you with the ruins of a beauty the secret of whose creation you have lost

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The Americans are identical to the British in all respects except, of course, language.

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There is no necessity to separate the monarch from the mob; all authority is equally bad.

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

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Pleasure without Champagne is purely artificial.

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Shakespeare might have met Rosencrantz and Guildenstern in the white streets of London, or seen the serving-men of rival houses bite their thumbs at each other in the open square; but Hamlet came out of his soul, and Romeo out of his passion.

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Ah, on what little things does happiness depend.

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The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1.322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26.911 words. The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read.

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My experience is that as soon as people are old enough to know better, they don't know anything at all.

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Despotism is unjust to everybody, including the despot, who was probably made for better things.

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Man is a being with myriad lives and myriad sensations, a complex, multiform creature that bears within itself strange legacies of thought and passion, and whose very flesh is tainted with the monstrous maladies of the dead.

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The English are always degrading truths into facts. When a truth becomes a fact it loses all its intellectual value.

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