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Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

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How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

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The moment one sits down to think, one becomes all nose, or all forehead, or something horrid

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Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope. They are the elect to whom beautiful things mean only beauty.

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There is no such thing as a heterosexual male, only men who haven't met Oscar Wilde yet.

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The burden of this world is too great for one man to bear, and the world’s sorrow too heavy for one heart to suffer.

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You can fake intelligence, but you can't fake wit.

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We can have in life but one great experience at best, and the secret of life is to reproduce that experience as often as possible.

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There is always something infinitely mean about other people's tragedies.

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Come, dear, [Gwendolen rises] we have already missed five, if not six, trains. To miss any more might expose us to comment on the platform.

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Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything. Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his coat; and when they grow older they know it.

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People fashion their God after their own understanding. They make their God first and worship him afterwards.

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A live unexamined isn't worth living. I will add, "A life unlived isn't worth examining.

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It is sweet to dance to violins When love and life are fair: To dance to flutes, to dance to lutes Is delicate and rare: But it is not sweet with nimble feet To dance upon the air!

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A man is called affected, nowadays, if he dresses as he likes to dress. But in doing that he is acting in a perfectly natural manner. Affectation, in such matters, consists in dressing according to the views of one's neighbour, whose views, as they are the views of the majority, will probably be extremely stupid.

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It is a vulgar error to suppose that America was ever discovered. It was merely detected.

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The modern sympathy with invalids is morbid. Illness of any kind is hardly a thing to be encouraged in others.

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The only proper intoxication is conversation.

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Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

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A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.

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