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I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member

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Progress is the realization of utopia.

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Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.

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God grant me the serenity to accept that people are ignorant, the courage to uphold the law when I'm hostile, & the wisdom to realize that murder is illegal.

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you will always love, and you will always be loved

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Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life

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Believe me, no civilized man ever regrets a pleasure, and no uncivilized man ever knows what a pleasure is.

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I'm so smart, I read and understand Hegel

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Beauty is a form of genius -- is higher, indeed, than genius, as it needs no explanation.

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No woman should have a memory. Memory in a woman is the beginning of dowdiness. One can always tell from a woman's bonnet whether she has got a memory or not.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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If you meet at dinner a man who has spent his life in educating himself - a rare type in our time ... you rise from table richer, and conscious that a high ideal has for a moment touched and sanctified your days. But Oh! my dear Ernest, to sit next to a man who has spent his life in trying to educate others! What a dreadful experience that is!

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She doth mean the earth to me! By earth, I actually mean dust.

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He knew the precise psychological moment when to say nothing.

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He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.

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Oh! I don't think I would like to catch a sensible man. I shouldn't know what to talk to him about.

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It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it.

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The first duty in life is to be as artificial as possible. What the second duty is no one has as yet discovered.

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Life is too short to be in a hurry.

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Dullness is the coming of age of seriousness.

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