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Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.

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Tea is the only simple pleasure left to us.

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Look at the moon. How strange the moon seems! She is like a woman rising from a tomb. She is like a dead woman. One might fancy she was looking for dead things.

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Every woman becomes their mother. That's their tragedy. And no man becomes his. That's his tragedy.

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Philosophy is like a normal personal organizer, but it's smaller than a matchbox.

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of other people.

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Chrysanthemums from gilded argosy Unload their gaudy senseless merchandise.

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The exquisite art of idleness, one of the most important things that any University can teach.

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In the common world of fact the wicked were not punished, nor the good rewarded. Success was given to the strong, failure thrust upon the weak. That was all.

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I made your sorrow mine also, that you might have help in bearing it.

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When people talk to me about the weather, I always feel they mean something else.

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There should be a law that no ordinary newspaper should be allowed to write about art. The harm they do by their foolish and random writing it would be impossible to overestimate--not to the artist but to the public.... Without them we would judge a man simply by his work; but at present the newspapers are trying hard to induce the public to judge a sculptor, for instance, never by his statues but by the way he treats his wife; a painter by the amount of his income and a poet by the colour of his necktie.

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Dear little Swallow,’ said the Prince, ‘you tell me of marvelous things, but more marvelous than anything is the suffering of men and of women. There is no Mystery so great as Misery.

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The worst of having a romance of any kind is that it leaves one so unromantic.

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Life is not complex. We are complex. Life is simple, and the simple thing is the right thing.

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As for begging, it is safer to beg than to take, but it is finer to take than to beg

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Love! What is love? It's nothing. It's just a word. It doesn't exist. Only pleasure is important.

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The final mystery is oneself. When one has weighed the sun in the balance, and measured the steps of the moon, and mapped out the seven heavens star by star, there still remains oneself. Who can calculate the orbit of his own soul?

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They get up early, because they have so much to do, and go to bed early, because they have so little to think about.

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The Roman Catholic Church is for saints and sinners alone - for respectable people, the Anglican Church will do.

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