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When Caesar says, 'Do this', it is performed.

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Cynicism is humor in ill health.

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The tragedy of growing old is not that one is old but that one is young.

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Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio.

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I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them.

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We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.

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It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it.

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I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision.

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Conspiracy theories abound in American politics. I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.

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If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.

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And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be!

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Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent. He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from.

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Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway?

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We've got a cultural issue in America. We've got to change the whole way the issue is looked at. That's the mission. Some in the political process don't have enough patience for that, and I probably don't either.

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Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own

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I want you to know that farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts to a Bush administration. They will be in the forethought of our thinking.

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

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Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and are threatened by faith in God. They fear only the power they cannot possess - the power of truth. So they resent the living example of the devout, especially the devotion of a unique people chosen by God.

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